I'm lost and stupid without you.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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