Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
