Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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