My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
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