Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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