I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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