So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
What a dumb baby whore.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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