i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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