What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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