This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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