Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
wow bdsm is so cute
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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