Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
she smelled like a LAN party
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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