Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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