Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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