sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
My vagina is officially offended.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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