Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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