I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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