i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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