My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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