; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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