before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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