I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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