1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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