me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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