I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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