A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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