I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Will exercising make me less horny?
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