dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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