he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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