I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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