i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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