It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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