OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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