Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
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