Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I woke up under a house in Key West
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