After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm eating all of the evidence.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
It's no shave November. This is our time.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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