hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
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