her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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