so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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