Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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