you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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