so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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