Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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