I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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