I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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