4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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