Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
And then he peed in my hair
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