He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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