Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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