yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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