I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
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